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Friday, April 22, 2011

You know you’re procrastinating when....

The upcoming royal wedding starts to look interesting, even though you only bothered to notice the bride’s name about a week ago

You suddenly notice some that your leather handbag needs polishing, and offer to do the kids’ school shoes, too.

You wonder if it’s worthwhile to catalogue your extensive book collection

You revisit favourite blogs that you checked about 10 minutes earlier – just to see if somebody responded to the comment you left

You write a "thank you for the thank you" email

You make pointless lists to post on your own blog.


  1. LOL cute! Blogging is my #1 procrastination tool.

  2. @ Stephanie - it works so well, too! Actually, I see blogging as good writing practice.

  3. I know it's an unusual name, but the bride's name is Kate. That's K-A-T-E.

  4. I want to comment, but I remembered I have laundry to check.

  5. @ Michelle and K-A-T-E - LOL

    BTW - is it a trend amongst the crowned heads of Europe to marry dark haired commoners these days? First "our Mary" snaps up Prince Fred of Denmark, then there's the blink-and-you'll-miss-it understated little do at Westminster earlier today...