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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Reviving a Saggy Plot

Stuck for plot ideas?
Does your story seem a little thin, and you need some action to pump it up? Scrabbling for new ways to torture your MC (and cast) a little more before they reach the satisfying conclusion?  

What you need is..... my plot-twist generator. It’s free to use, and for your convenience, I’ve included it below.

All you need to do is pick a number between 1 and 17, a letter between A and T, and a second number between 1 and 17. Then jam the three together in that order, and look it up. I’ve done the sums, and ended up with a staggering 5440 combinations of possible twists.

You might end up with “The main character impregnates a wealthy relative”. Wow! Your readers never saw that coming! So what if your main character is female and the wealthy relative is 92? Go do a bit of research about IVF technology and stop whining. This is plot gold, I tell ya!

You can pick the same number twice, but the result might end up a little surreal. But that’s ok, if you’re a clever writer you embrace surreal, and follow that route to a plumper, more satisfying read. And the result may not be more convoluted than some books I’ve read lately.

Your otherwise lacklustre period romance might benefit from the introduction of an extraterrestrial to the plot. Or you might need to go back and write in a butler for your struggling farmer family. But, as I’ve said, that’s no hassle to a clever writer like you.

And if you’re really stuck for ideas, repeat the process five times and you’ll come up with a reasonable narrative.

The Plot Twist Generator

Pick two of these: 
1.    The Main character
2.    The antagonist
3.    The main character’s faithful sidekick
4.    The MC’s love interest
5.    The MC’s love rival
6.    The MC’s ex-
7.    The antagonist’s sidekick
8.    The power player (that’s writer talk for a secondary character that has information or power to help or hinder the MC, such as Dumbledore in the HP series)
9.    The illegitimate child
10. The MC’s long-lost father
11. The MC’s mother
12. The MC’s boss
13. A wealthy relative
14. The butler
15. An old gypsy
16. A spy
17. An extraterrestrial

 Pick one of these:
A.   Overhears a secret regarding
B.   rescues
C.   Is discovered with a smoking gun over the dead body of
D.   Fights with
E.   Impregnates
F.    Kills
G.   Contracts an illness from
H.   Kidnaps
I.      Runs over
J.    Has a brief fling with
K.   Finds a stolen item in the possession of
L.    Falls in love with
M.   Misunderstands
N.   gets framed by
O.   reads a letter addressed to
P.   Loses a big bet against
Q.   Gets trapped in a burning building with
R.   Disguises him/her self as
S.   Gets drunk with
T.    blackmails
So, feedback.....


  1. Oh, this is going to cost me hours of productive time. TOO MUCH FUN!

    So far I've got:

    The antagonist's sidekick finds a stolen item in the possession of the antagonist.


    The MC's long-lost father contracts an illness from the butler.

    Ooooooh, the possibilities!

  2. Ha! And I'll bet you never even knew your MC had a long-lost father. Or a butler. Now get back to your WIP, and come back if your muse needs to be woken up.

  3. You need to create an app for this ;o)